Wow, she’s really flexible.

Oh…wait…

I’m so confused.  Does she not have a clitoris? 

::looking at Homer’s mouth around that cucumber::

Her boobs.  Why…would she do that to her boobs? 

hotyummylabia:

Lemon fresh ass anyoune?

bfb: Too many things to say…the least of which is, “why would you want to shove a lemon up your ass?”

No caption needed.

OMG WHY IS THAT PENIS GREY?!

This makes me so uncomfortable. It looks a bit like she’s tasting something putrid from the deli counter.

adamslefttesticle:

I fail to see anything erotic in this. I don’t want to fuck someones greeny and it looks like a you’d be having it away with a slug.

broccoliforbreakfast:  Agreed.  This is so disgusting.  I would pay someone NOT to do this on me.  I find it horrifying.  BLERGH.

Because there are so few things that feel quite like sand-covered lady parts.

Maybe you could rub some on my eyeballs, next?

Shut up.   That tongue piercing hurt way more than this.

What kind of drugs is she on that makes her allow this to happen?

WHY IS THIS ON MY DASHBOARD?!  NOOOOOOOMYGOD!!!

“Stupid is as stupid does.” - Forrest Gump

This type of gif always makes me laugh so hard.  x)

I don’t know why boys like boobs.  Look at them!

Boobs are funny.

“Jingle balls, Jingle balls, Jingle all the way…”

(welcome to my brain)

Some boobs just look like they hurt.  These fall into that category.